What Still Works Cold Open - SNL takes on Marjorie Taylor Greene

“So Congresswoman Greene… hard to say those words together. What are some of the theories you believe in?

“How much time you got? “

“First off, I believe the Parkland shooting was a hoax — the teachers were actors and the children were dolls. I believe 9/11 was a hoax — did anyone actually see it happen? I’ve also told my supporters that they should physically murder Nancy Pelosi, she’s this lady I work with.”

“Yes, I’m familiar, thank you.”

“And, oh, this is the new one that just came out. I think the California wildfires were caused by Jewish space lasers.”

It is absolutely nuts that SNL’s depiction is NOT an exaggeration Marjorie Taylor Greene. If you like content like everyone’s favourite Karen Marjorie Taylor Green, please hit that subscribe button below.

Here’s a video I found of Marjorie Taylor Greene calling elected an awful slur used against those with learning disabilities.

Before the Capitol Riots, the elected official encouraged the murder of House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.

Here she is the day after the Capitol riot.

“it was a hard thing we did yesterday, but I wouldn’t do anything else. I wouldn’t do anything else.”

What Still Works Cold Open - SNL takes on Marjorie Taylor GreeneHere’s the QANon congresswoman’s take on feminists.

“They’re too weak and pathetic to take care of themselves. They want a great big giant Gov’t to take care of them. It’s such a hypocrisy. They claim they want the future to be female, but they aren’t capable of taking care of themself.”

Greene believes the Parkland Shootings were staged, and here’s her harassing one of the shooting survivors, David Hogg.

As far fetched as the SNL Cold Open about Marjorie Taylor Greene seems to be, it’s actually quite an accurate representation.

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