Missouri Pastor says women should strive to be a “trophy wife” like Mela...

This Guy said women should strive to look like Melania Trump while he looks like SNLs Pat. Classic. If you want to stay up to date on viral stories like these, please hit that subscribe button below.

Missouri Pastor Stewart-Allen Clark, who looks three hundred and twenty eight weeks pregnant said women should strive to look and be like Melania Trump. Guess every woman should be okay with their fat husband cheating on her with a pornstar after having his baby then paying $130,000 of your money to cover it up?

I can’t believe that a man who is so far gone that he could have rested that bible on his belly is seriously preaching in church about women letting themselves go and not looking like Melania Trump. Honey, that ain’t exercise she’s using, it’s scalpels.

Very unfair to call Melania Trump a “trophy wife.” A Trophy is generally in connection with something that is good. Her husband is forever going down as a twice impeached president banned from social media for inciting terrorist organizations like the Proud Boys to commit acts of violence.

I don’t know about you, but my mind doesn’t go straight to Melania Trump when I think of Godly role models for Christian women.

During a visit to see detained children at the US border, who were separated from their parents are effectively orphans, she wore a Zara jacket with “I don’t really care, do u?” emblazoned across the back.

Missouri Pastor says women should strive to be a “trophy wife” like Melanie TrumpI mean this is Melania Trump writing her memoirs. Yeah remember that time she totally ripped off Michelle Obama’s speech?

And this is what she sounds like when she’s not plagiarizing Michelle Obama.

The Missouri pastor who urged women to lose ‘weight’ and strive to look like an “epic trophy wife” Melania Trump is on leave. So I guess this one goes without saying, but I will do it anyway: Fat Missouri Pastor: You’re cancelled!

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