Jeff Bezos Space Flight Blue Origin Looks Sus

At least billionaire Jeff Bezos designed his spacecraft to look like a dick to let aliens know there was one on board. If you want to stay up to date on viral stories like these, please hit that subscribe button below.

Breaking News: Jeff Bezos, the world’s richest person, has enough disposable income to finance a multi billion dollar vacation to space but still won’t pay his taxes.

I mean, him wearing his Indiana Jones douche hat after landing from his privileged space mission kind of says it all, doesn’t it?

It’s great for Jeff Bezos to use some of the $86 billion he made leeching off the fallout from the pandemic to send himself to space, while 150 million back down on earth enter extreme poverty.

Bezos going to space is a good time to remember that Amazon used police violence to harass Black workers in Bessemer, Alabama to stop them from unionizing.

Jeff Bezos Space Flight Blue Origin Looks SusI mean he should have stayed in space long enough to be confronted with the problem of urination while stuck in an amazon vehicle. Fact: He was in space for longer than the amount of time Amazon Warehouse employees are allowed to spend in the restroom.

Dear Jeff Bezos, you don’t have to fly to space to impress anyone…just pay your taxes and treat your workers better. Don’t forget to subscribe to my channel by hitting my face on the right hand side.

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